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Thief of Money and Love!
Ladies Only~
Finally! Free from that jerk!
I'm going to celebrate. Some bathingand attractive women will do me some good.
I'm going to celebrate. Some bathing
( [Private; Unhackable] )
((1% spent on Volke and 1% spent on Whisper skills (she's now capable of being absolutely silent while doing anything and can disappear in the blink of an eye); OUT-OF-CHARACTER NOTE: From here on, Heather will be taking on any odd job that's brought up to her, so long as she'll get paid the right price. She's made herself a disguise, so if she speaks to anyone while wearing it, they won't be able to recognize her. You can reply to this or--in the future--characters can filter 'To the Fireman' in their posts and she'll reply.
Again, she's willing to do almost anything so long as it's for the right price, so go ahead and play around with this. I support anyone and everyone playing around with this, but, again, it'll cost the characters money.))
((1% spent on Volke and 1% spent on Whisper skills (she's now capable of being absolutely silent while doing anything and can disappear in the blink of an eye); OUT-OF-CHARACTER NOTE: From here on, Heather will be taking on any odd job that's brought up to her, so long as she'll get paid the right price. She's made herself a disguise, so if she speaks to anyone while wearing it, they won't be able to recognize her. You can reply to this or--in the future--characters can filter 'To the Fireman' in their posts and she'll reply.
Again, she's willing to do almost anything so long as it's for the right price, so go ahead and play around with this. I support anyone and everyone playing around with this, but, again, it'll cost the characters money.))
dfagjkadfgdfg STOP CHEWING ON THAT DAMN--
NO put that argkajdkgmadklfgdfg DOWN DOWN!
AJhGUIFDJH STOP IT! LAY DOWN! SIT! ROLL OVER! FETCH, SOMETHING!
SUBARU.
The dog is living with you and Erk. It's making a mess in my room.And it may have peed on something of Franzi's. I'll find a way to blame Vash for that.
...What the Hell are we going to name it, anyways?
Oh, well, there it goes, taking a nap.
SIGH. Anyways!
I remembered things~
Miiiiiiiiist~ I remembered you! You grew up to be even cuter than you are now~
Also, your meatloaf is delicious! If you don't mind, you should prepare that sometime~ I'd love to try it again~
Not only Mist, but I remember Elincia! Oh, Elincia~ Queen Elincia.
She's...glorious. Amazing! Astounding!
Now, SHE'S a leader I would follow to the ends of the world for~ ♥
I wonder if I ever managed to meet her? I hope I got more than just a passing glance...
( [Private; Unhackable to Subaru, hackable to others] )
((1% spent on being a Whisper, 1% spent on the skill Bane, 1% spent on general knife-fighting ability, 1% on Mist, 1% on her beloved Queen Elincia; 2% unused remaining, 18% regain total.))
NO put that argkajdkgmadklfgdfg DOWN DOWN!
AJhGUIFDJH STOP IT! LAY DOWN! SIT! ROLL OVER! FETCH, SOMETHING!
SUBARU.
The dog is living with you and Erk. It's making a mess in my room.
...What the Hell are we going to name it, anyways?
Oh, well, there it goes, taking a nap.
SIGH. Anyways!
I remembered things~
Miiiiiiiiist~ I remembered you! You grew up to be even cuter than you are now~
Also, your meatloaf is delicious! If you don't mind, you should prepare that sometime~ I'd love to try it again~
Not only Mist, but I remember Elincia! Oh, Elincia~ Queen Elincia.
She's...glorious. Amazing! Astounding!
Now, SHE'S a leader I would follow to the ends of the world for~ ♥
I wonder if I ever managed to meet her? I hope I got more than just a passing glance...
( [Private; Unhackable to Subaru, hackable to others] )
((1% spent on being a Whisper, 1% spent on the skill Bane, 1% spent on general knife-fighting ability, 1% on Mist, 1% on her beloved Queen Elincia; 2% unused remaining, 18% regain total.))
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What the Hell?!
Stupid eh,fglh;,fghfghfghf
Stupid birds, stop pecking me! I need jagadngjkdg work!
Son of a akndfgjkn! Stop it!
Alright, that's it! Aajknkjfg you and screw work! Peck me and I'll peck you right back with Peshkatz!
[Is flailing her knife threateningly at all of the turkeys while trying to get to the bar. At least, she was trying to get to the bar at the beginning. She's now decided to give herself a sick day and is simply angry at the birds. She may or may not actually be violencing them.]
What the Hell?!
Stupid eh,fglh;,fghfghfghf
Stupid birds, stop pecking me! I need jagadngjkdg work!
Son of a akndfgjkn! Stop it!
Alright, that's it! Aajknkjfg you and screw work! Peck me and I'll peck you right back with Peshkatz!
[Is flailing her knife threateningly at all of the turkeys while trying to get to the bar. At least, she was trying to get to the bar at the beginning. She's now decided to give herself a sick day and is simply angry at the birds. She may or may not actually be violencing them.]
For the love of the goddess, I can't believe we managed to break a bed.
Uh, hun, try to keep yourself under control from now on. Even if it WAS my fault entirely.
...
I really hope they don't mind us breaking your bed.
Why do I not see this ending well? Tck.
Uh, hun, try to keep yourself under control from now on. Even if it WAS my fault entirely.
...
I really hope they don't mind us breaking your bed.
Why do I not see this ending well? Tck.
Todaaaay is a veeeeeeeery nice day~
Thanks, hun~ ♥
Edit: Aww, c'mon, it wasn't really the same whipped cream!
Thanks, hun~ ♥
Edit: Aww, c'mon, it wasn't really the same whipped cream!
So, uh, hey, hero?
I'd like you to explain something to me.
WHY THE HELL WAS I FIGHTING DRAGONS?
I reeeeeeeally could care less if you wanted to go and rough them up, but why in the name of the Goddess did you make me get involved?!
They were huge!
Especially that black one, daaaamn.
I'd like you to explain something to me.
WHY THE HELL WAS I FIGHTING DRAGONS?
I reeeeeeeally could care less if you wanted to go and rough them up, but why in the name of the Goddess did you make me get involved?!
They were huge!
Especially that black one, daaaamn.
Heather ducked behind a stone object, managing to keep out of sight. What the Hell?! Why are there Daein soldiers here? And...what the HELL? DRAGONS?! Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy are there DRAGONS here?! Goddess damn it, what's going on? At least I got away for now.
Letting out a sigh of relief, she leaned against the stone object next to her and wiped her forehead. The soldiers had freaked her out enough, but the dragons were a bit much. Here, at least, the Daein army wasn't all-powerful. Hell, neither were those dragons...right? There were plenty of ridiculously strong people here, like...like...Subaru! Subaru could probably take out one of those dragons with that gauntlet of hers!
Wait a second. What was this conveniently-placed stone thing, anyways? She inspected it and, well, it did not take long before she realized it was a statue. Though, it seemed familiar. Very, very familiar. Then she noticed the other statues--dozens upon dozens--standing around her; they were all very, very familiar for some reason...
Wait. What in the name of the Goddess...? They're all people from here! Did...did everyone really turn to stone? How is that even possible? That's...horrible. Her heart nearly stopped. She began running from statue to statue, inspecting each and every face. Subaru. Subaru. No, no, no. Subaru? No. Damn it, damn it, damn it! It had better not have gotten you, too. C'mon, come out!
"SUBARU! Where are you?!"
((1% spent on level 4-E-3 of Radiant Dawn, 1% spent on the Daien invasion of Crimea in Path of Radiance, 1% spent on nearly everyone on Tellius turning to stone. Naturally, her nightmare is everyone turning to stone while soldiers in black armor and huge dragons run around.))
Letting out a sigh of relief, she leaned against the stone object next to her and wiped her forehead. The soldiers had freaked her out enough, but the dragons were a bit much. Here, at least, the Daein army wasn't all-powerful. Hell, neither were those dragons...right? There were plenty of ridiculously strong people here, like...like...Subaru! Subaru could probably take out one of those dragons with that gauntlet of hers!
Wait a second. What was this conveniently-placed stone thing, anyways? She inspected it and, well, it did not take long before she realized it was a statue. Though, it seemed familiar. Very, very familiar. Then she noticed the other statues--dozens upon dozens--standing around her; they were all very, very familiar for some reason...
Wait. What in the name of the Goddess...? They're all people from here! Did...did everyone really turn to stone? How is that even possible? That's...horrible. Her heart nearly stopped. She began running from statue to statue, inspecting each and every face. Subaru. Subaru. No, no, no. Subaru? No. Damn it, damn it, damn it! It had better not have gotten you, too. C'mon, come out!
"SUBARU! Where are you?!"
((1% spent on level 4-E-3 of Radiant Dawn, 1% spent on the Daien invasion of Crimea in Path of Radiance, 1% spent on nearly everyone on Tellius turning to stone. Naturally, her nightmare is everyone turning to stone while soldiers in black armor and huge dragons run around.))
Great, just greeeeeeeeeat. I finally get a new job and now the island's gonna scare all the customers away before I can get a single tip!
Thanks a lot, island. Thanks.
...Anyone still willing to brave the outside, I'll be at the bar waiting to serve drinks.And to receive nice, hefty tips~
[Filtered to Subaru]
HEY, HUN!
Uh.
Do you mind walking me to work?
Thanks a lot, island. Thanks.
...Anyone still willing to brave the outside, I'll be at the bar waiting to serve drinks.
[Filtered to Subaru]
HEY, HUN!
Uh.
Do you mind walking me to work?
[Private; absolutely unhackable]
This is perfect! Didn't think she'd have so much dirt I could use.Though it makes my ill just looking at most of it. It came together perfectly. That blond moron will be the perfect scapegoat~
[Filtered to Sakura; Unhackable]
Ooooooo Sakura! I've got a few things you might want to see~
((Heather has stolen the following panties: Agrias's, Nanoha's, Subaru's, Erk's, and Sakura's
Yuki has taken the following and given to Zapp: Mikuru's, Maka's, Kasumi's, Anna's, Lenalee's, Kallen's, Piyoko's, Priscilla's, Maya's, Tiffany's, Euphemia's, Minako's, Trucy's, Rika's, Aono's, Ayu's, Winry's, Aisha's, Nodoka's, and Mist's.
Anyone who didn't reply on the last entry in time, go ahead and assume that Yuki took them and, therefore, Zapp has them. Except for Red Mage, because I am not having anyone steal his, damn it.))
This is perfect! Didn't think she'd have so much dirt I could use.
[Filtered to Sakura; Unhackable]
Ooooooo Sakura! I've got a few things you might want to see~
((Heather has stolen the following panties: Agrias's, Nanoha's, Subaru's, Erk's, and Sakura's
Yuki has taken the following and given to Zapp: Mikuru's, Maka's, Kasumi's, Anna's, Lenalee's, Kallen's, Piyoko's, Priscilla's, Maya's, Tiffany's, Euphemia's, Minako's, Trucy's, Rika's, Aono's, Ayu's, Winry's, Aisha's, Nodoka's, and Mist's.
Anyone who didn't reply on the last entry in time, go ahead and assume that Yuki took them and, therefore, Zapp has them. Except for Red Mage, because I am not having anyone steal his, damn it.))
[Private; Unhackable]
Huh, she actually forgave me.
...
Tck. She's too forgiving for her own good. She's going to let herself get hurt by a lot of people...
...
Whatever. Guess all I can do is not screw up again and pound some sense into the people that do.
...Meh, need to get past this. Maybe stirring something up'll get my mind off things.
Hell, Subaru might even be amused~
[OoC Sign-Up! Heather--along with some help--will be going on a panty raid. Being a master thief, she will succeed in doing so; for the characters that would somehow not have this done to them, she'd realize that an avoid them. I simply need permission from as many ladies as possible to borrow their underwear. There is actually more to this than a simple panty raid, so, please, throw permission at me!]
Huh, she actually forgave me.
...
Tck. She's too forgiving for her own good. She's going to let herself get hurt by a lot of people...
...
Whatever. Guess all I can do is not screw up again and pound some sense into the people that do.
...Meh, need to get past this. Maybe stirring something up'll get my mind off things.
Hell, Subaru might even be amused~
[OoC Sign-Up! Heather--along with some help--will be going on a panty raid. Being a master thief, she will succeed in doing so; for the characters that would somehow not have this done to them, she'd realize that an avoid them. I simply need permission from as many ladies as possible to borrow their underwear. There is actually more to this than a simple panty raid, so, please, throw permission at me!]
[Private; Hackable]
Yeeeeeess! Jackpot~ I knew I'd score eventually.
[Filtered to Ike; Unhackable]
HEY HERO!
Got something for you I think you'll like~
Yeeeeeess! Jackpot~ I knew I'd score eventually.
[Filtered to Ike; Unhackable]
HEY HERO!
Got something for you I think you'll like~
[Private blah blah blah you know how it works]
Damn island. You'd think SOMEONE here would know SOMETHING, but nooooo. Can't find shit about anything. Following people 'round isn't doing any good and questioning people's not getting anywhere. The problem isn't even that they're tight-lipped, they're all just clueless! Tck, I need to find something if I want some extra cash...
[Attempted to be filtered to her, uh, consorts from the bodyswitch event and away from Subaru.]
Thanks for the good time~ Don't take it personally when I say I'm not interested anymore now that you're back to normal.
But, hey, you'll have the memories, right? Maybe you'll know how to please a woman now after your experience. Don't worry, no need to thank me~
Damn island. You'd think SOMEONE here would know SOMETHING, but nooooo. Can't find shit about anything. Following people 'round isn't doing any good and questioning people's not getting anywhere. The problem isn't even that they're tight-lipped, they're all just clueless! Tck, I need to find something if I want some extra cash...
[Attempted to be filtered to her, uh, consorts from the bodyswitch event and away from Subaru.]
Thanks for the good time~ Don't take it personally when I say I'm not interested anymore now that you're back to normal.
But, hey, you'll have the memories, right? Maybe you'll know how to please a woman now after your experience. Don't worry, no need to thank me~
This is the best thing the island's ever done!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
...Tck.
I heard plenty of people going on about people disappearing before, but...
Finally having someone I know disappear...
Damn it. Didn't know Pinky too well, but she was cute and kept things interesting...Plus she had a lot of nice things.
Orihime, though...
Damn. No one else around here with apair personality like that. I remember when the building turned to rubber...All the bouncing~ Sigh.
Never did get around to having that picnic she promised, either...
...Tck.
I heard plenty of people going on about people disappearing before, but...
Finally having someone I know disappear...
Damn it. Didn't know Pinky too well, but she was cute and kept things interesting...
Orihime, though...
Damn. No one else around here with a
Never did get around to having that picnic she promised, either...
[Private; Unhackable]
...Hmm, sounds fishy, but my own memories can't lie to me, right? Well, only one way to find out...
[Filtered to Subaru]
Hey, hun! Can you do a favor for me~? ♥
[Public]
HEY!
Anyone hear of a place called Crimea?
( [Private; Unhackable] )
((1% for remembering Peshkatz, 1% for remembering the 'Crimean Hero' Ike hiring her into the Laguz Alliance, 1% remembering being from Crimea, Tellius))
...Hmm, sounds fishy, but my own memories can't lie to me, right? Well, only one way to find out...
[Filtered to Subaru]
Hey, hun! Can you do a favor for me~? ♥
[Public]
HEY!
Anyone hear of a place called Crimea?
( [Private; Unhackable] )
((1% for remembering Peshkatz, 1% for remembering the 'Crimean Hero' Ike hiring her into the Laguz Alliance, 1% remembering being from Crimea, Tellius))
Oooooh, I just loved the festival! I-It was so much fun. Thank you for taking me, Subaru. I reeeeeally enjoyed it. *Blush~*
O-oh! Subaru got me the most wonderful present ever. A gorgeous little hair clip!She said it was cause my hair was pretty~ She made it herself, too! She's so talented. I'm never going to take it off~
[Filtered from...well, anyone male.]
But, ooooh, I was soooo upset when I saw all the pretty girls with men at the festival. Like that scruffy blue-haired guy with Euphemia~She's so sparkly and pink and pretty~ And that pretty blond Fate lady with Vash! B-but maybe I shouldn't be thinking like that...I've got Subaru...I wouldn't want her to be jealous...
Ooooh, but it made me so frustrated...
...Um, um. We still on for the double date, Agrias? I-I heard you were hurt! I've been so worried. I hope Sanaki didn't get too worried!
[Filtered from Subaru.]
Oooh, these memories have me so worried...
I remember having...someone back home...she and I...
...But, Subaru...
((2% Memories spent on meeting Nephenee and various other things concerning her; 5% total regain, 3% remaining.))
O-oh! Subaru got me the most wonderful present ever. A gorgeous little hair clip!
[Filtered from...well, anyone male.]
But, ooooh, I was soooo upset when I saw all the pretty girls with men at the festival. Like that scruffy blue-haired guy with Euphemia~
Ooooh, but it made me so frustrated...
...Um, um. We still on for the double date, Agrias? I-I heard you were hurt! I've been so worried. I hope Sanaki didn't get too worried!
[Filtered from Subaru.]
Oooh, these memories have me so worried...
I remember having...someone back home...she and I...
...But, Subaru...
((2% Memories spent on meeting Nephenee and various other things concerning her; 5% total regain, 3% remaining.))
[Private; Unhackable]
Tck. I knew Agrias was naive about some things, but I thought she would have caught on before now. Didn't expect her to be bothered by it, either.
...Guess I'm not as good at judging people as I thought. To think I trusted her. She's definitely one of the closest friends I've made here. Or was. Tck. Whatever. Not like I need too many friends, right? I'll get over it.
Subaru, though...Poor thing...
[Filtered; Easy to hack, open entirely to Subaru and Franziska; Impossible for Agrias]
Hey, Subaru! I've got a great idea. Want to go out for dinner? My treat~ While we're out, we can pick things up to wear to go swimming!
How does that sound~?
Oh, Franzi! Do you have any idea how to get blood out of clothes? I don't want these to stain.
((Note: Heather's going to try her best to act normal, but, for a couple days, she's going to have a shorter temper than usual and will likely seem out of it, as though she's got a lot of her mind. She'll deny it profusely, however.))
Tck. I knew Agrias was naive about some things, but I thought she would have caught on before now. Didn't expect her to be bothered by it, either.
...Guess I'm not as good at judging people as I thought. To think I trusted her. She's definitely one of the closest friends I've made here. Or was. Tck. Whatever. Not like I need too many friends, right? I'll get over it.
Subaru, though...Poor thing...
[Filtered; Easy to hack, open entirely to Subaru and Franziska; Impossible for Agrias]
Hey, Subaru! I've got a great idea. Want to go out for dinner? My treat~ While we're out, we can pick things up to wear to go swimming!
How does that sound~?
Oh, Franzi! Do you have any idea how to get blood out of clothes? I don't want these to stain.
((Note: Heather's going to try her best to act normal, but, for a couple days, she's going to have a shorter temper than usual and will likely seem out of it, as though she's got a lot of her mind. She'll deny it profusely, however.))
((Private; Absolutely Unhackable.))
Haha, made a decent amount of cash from all that junk.
Ended up returning a few things, though. I couldn't bring myself to sell of that sweet girl's staff. She looks far too nice to deserve something like that to happen. On the other hand, I had to bring back that sword to that red-haired guy. It's a damned nice-looking sword, but the shop said they couldn't buy it and wouldn't explain why. I don't need the darn thing, so I figured I'd bring it back.
But! That little boy's axe, that bumbling oaf's coat (I thought there'd be something nice and expensive in there, since there were so many pockets, but nothing! The thing was dirty, but I sold it anyways to show him a thing or two.), that frumpy guy's sword (which they accepted despite looking no where NEAR as expensive as the other. Damn it.), some money from a nice-looking girl (just $30! That's pocket change 'round here, tck. Really. She won't be missing it. Really.Damn it, Heather, don't feel guilty now.), some...weird-looking guitar of some kind from some loudmouth moron, and, most impressively, that hyperactive pink-haired girl's entire wardrobe, along with her fancy staff. I probably should have been a little more...cautious with that, but it'll be amusing to see her reaction, at the least. Not to mention the decent cash. She's not my type, anyways. Pretty face, but...loud. So very loud.
Oh, and...for some very, very strange reason, that frilly blowhard had beautiful roses all over his room. ALL OVER. Although I won't get any cash out of it...I should be able to use a good portion for something. And I know exactly what~ <3
((ATTENTION AGAIN: On the doors to ALL of the women's apartments will be one beautiful rose taped to the door for each girl living there. So, if two women live in a room, there'll be two, in only one does, there'll be one. In Subaru's room, there will be an ENORMOUS pile of roses on her bed--whether she was sleeping at the time and didn't wake up during Heather's 'break-in' and is covered by the roses or was absent is up to you, Li-Chi--along with a note saying 'From your secret admirer~ <3'.))
Haha, made a decent amount of cash from all that junk.
Ended up returning a few things, though. I couldn't bring myself to sell of that sweet girl's staff. She looks far too nice to deserve something like that to happen. On the other hand, I had to bring back that sword to that red-haired guy. It's a damned nice-looking sword, but the shop said they couldn't buy it and wouldn't explain why. I don't need the darn thing, so I figured I'd bring it back.
But! That little boy's axe, that bumbling oaf's coat (I thought there'd be something nice and expensive in there, since there were so many pockets, but nothing! The thing was dirty, but I sold it anyways to show him a thing or two.), that frumpy guy's sword (which they accepted despite looking no where NEAR as expensive as the other. Damn it.), some money from a nice-looking girl (just $30! That's pocket change 'round here, tck. Really. She won't be missing it. Really.
Oh, and...for some very, very strange reason, that frilly blowhard had beautiful roses all over his room. ALL OVER. Although I won't get any cash out of it...I should be able to use a good portion for something. And I know exactly what~ <3
((ATTENTION AGAIN: On the doors to ALL of the women's apartments will be one beautiful rose taped to the door for each girl living there. So, if two women live in a room, there'll be two, in only one does, there'll be one. In Subaru's room, there will be an ENORMOUS pile of roses on her bed--whether she was sleeping at the time and didn't wake up during Heather's 'break-in' and is covered by the roses or was absent is up to you, Li-Chi--along with a note saying 'From your secret admirer~ <3'.))